TheStarSyndicate's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Trick Shark]

simply beautiful

this flash was really excellent, and somewhat underlooked. the music was probably the best thing about it, and the concept was neat too... loved the faux drama. creative editing too, it was kinda like watching a film. or a really strange alternative music video. keep up the good work

[: Door Holding :]

some things never change

hmm lets see. a crappy traced bitmap background made from an image stolen from google image search? check. static, sloppy, ugly animation with little thought or effort put into it and the same graphics as every other neurotically yours flash? check. illwillpress's annoying, sniveling, prepubescent voice put through a high pitched voice filter in audacity? check. an incoherent rant where the author complains about things that no one but the most nitpicky, whiny assholes would give a flying fuck about? check. front page and a 4.0+ score? check. yep, some things never change.

you really cant trust the NG masses on what is and isnt good quality anymore. this is the same garbage this lazy untalented hack has been spewing out for 5 years. he hasn't even remotely improved anything animation or story wise, and the series hasn't evolved in any way (unless you count germaine's transformation into a cum-eating whore). if anything, this is worse than his first flashes, made all the way back in 2003.

but i guess you can't blame illwillpress. hell, if i were him and i were making all that money off of foamy merchandise, i wouldn't feel the need to put any effort into my flashes either. if you can put less than a day of work into something and legions of morons will still eat it up, why not capitalize? it makes perfect sense. but that doesn't make it any less wrong.

[How 2 Succeed on NG pt.2]

brilliant work

loved it, so true. all the points you make are completely valid criticisms, but you still managed to make it funny without sounding preachy. i loved it, make more! we need more artists like you on NG

also the tanooki-john review is one of the funniest things ive ever read.

[Virginia Tech Shootout!]

neat

that was a shocking and wrong. but it was undeniably funny. perfect edition to the bastards collection

[RIP brian billick]

aww

wat a touching tribute

i will always miss him blowin kisses to rodney harrison

they better not hire the faggot defensive coordinator who called that timeout on the play when baltimore shoulda beat the patriots to replace him >:O

[Caruto 2]

lmao

that made my day... and thats sayin somethin damn it was a really shitty day

Caruto responds:

Just wait till we get some plot up in heaaaa

BELIEVE IT!

[DailyDay4:CoolDr GitsSum]

lmfao

i couldnt stop laughing from start to finish. one of the gems of daily day, grEAT work.

CoolDrMoney responds:

Isn't this obvious?

The"Star Syndicate" is just one person,
The StarSyndicate are his internet followers for lack of a better term.

Oh and add me to portal buddies maaan

[Levon VS FourStar]

ehehe

you should make a sequel... f0d vs. orangebeef

Orangeb33f responds:

one day

[DailyDay4: Pollo Asado]

What a coincidence!

I'm actually going to a Ween concert tonight :)

-Zerostar

SeizureDog responds:

Is it magic? Or Daily Day? :3

Amazing in any case.

[Spooky Scary Skeletons]

eheh nice

your movie from last year was better though ;/

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

last year's was a cartoon whereas this is a............thing?