Score: 9

"nice"

submission: The Fat Anime Collab 4

date: August 20, 2009

that was pretty fantastic i gotta say. i liked the way you edited video clips in. you should make something for syndication fatbadger

Score: 6

"Woah"

submission: F U Clock - P.I.

date: August 20, 2009

It's like a carbon-copy of Night in Hotlanta. Ours is still cooler though.

Score: 10

"lmao"

submission: Syndication Eq. 2

date: August 10, 2009

definitely that was way better than mine

ssaf's is the best

also fuck off tim you little faggot

Score: 10

"good"

submission: Hell Yes

date: August 3, 2009

terrific work, very nice flashy graphic design type animation. great song choice too. i liked the way you used text and bright colors especially

thanks for the submission to syndication too btw

Score: 2

"nah"

submission: An Animator's Life

date: June 2, 2009

sure its happened to me but that doesnt make it funny

had you made it accurate and had him slam his head into the screen and throw the keyboard then it might have rung a few more bells for me, but clearly you were too lazy to even animate him moving

also use perspective when you draw backgrounds.

Score: 9

"gorgeous"

submission: Alfred Christ

date: February 7, 2009

if you watched this flash without watching rise of alfred and alfred's playhouse you can't review it. peace be with you

Score: 8

"it was ok"

submission: TBA - Time Trial #1

date: December 25, 2008

I really hope to see more of these TBA's, they're loads of fun!

Score: 2

"hmm"

submission: I Found A Dollar!

date: December 15, 2008

first off, that wasnt the least bit experimental. second, i felt like it was extremely half assed. even with very little artistic skill, its so easy to add a few in betweens and make a crappy animation look at least somewhat decent and lively. the graphics were obviously terrible on purpose, but that's not really an excuse for it looking so stiff and uncreative. even if the flash was less about graphics and more about humor, the comedy was really non existant. how many times have you seen someone break out into a happy dance? random humor isnt random if the same random shit happening every time

sorry stuff like this has just been done so many times i hate it when people act like its something new and hilarious. obviously the artist didnt expect it to get FPed and tom probably got a chuckle out of it, but this could be much better

Score: 10

"simply beautiful"

submission: Trick Shark

date: December 2, 2008

this flash was really excellent, and somewhat underlooked. the music was probably the best thing about it, and the concept was neat too... loved the faux drama. creative editing too, it was kinda like watching a film. or a really strange alternative music video. keep up the good work

Score: 1

"some things never change"

submission: : Door Holding :

date: July 21, 2008

hmm lets see. a crappy traced bitmap background made from an image stolen from google image search? check. static, sloppy, ugly animation with little thought or effort put into it and the same graphics as every other neurotically yours flash? check. illwillpress's annoying, sniveling, prepubescent voice put through a high pitched voice filter in audacity? check. an incoherent rant where the author complains about things that no one but the most nitpicky, whiny assholes would give a flying fuck about? check. front page and a 4.0+ score? check. yep, some things never change.

you really cant trust the NG masses on what is and isnt good quality anymore. this is the same garbage this lazy untalented hack has been spewing out for 5 years. he hasn't even remotely improved anything animation or story wise, and the series hasn't evolved in any way (unless you count germaine's transformation into a cum-eating whore). if anything, this is worse than his first flashes, made all the way back in 2003.

but i guess you can't blame illwillpress. hell, if i were him and i were making all that money off of foamy merchandise, i wouldn't feel the need to put any effort into my flashes either. if you can put less than a day of work into something and legions of morons will still eat it up, why not capitalize? it makes perfect sense. but that doesn't make it any less wrong.