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Shut the fuck up star syndifuck, your movies suck and alls you do is get people to vote 5. You've been doing this for over 2 years, get a fuckin life and good at flash. Its just shit over and over. Yes i'm being rude, because your movies blow balls.
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that was pretty fantastic i gotta say. i liked the way you edited video clips in. you should make something for syndication fatbadger
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hey gang, did not feel that a slideshow would work good for syndication. May have some time on the weekend to throw something together.
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It's like a carbon-copy of Night in Hotlanta. Ours is still cooler though.
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I never saw that before now. But yeah, that's what noir is like.
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definitely that was way better than mine
ssaf's is the best
also fuck off tim you little faggot
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12 FPS 4 LIFE BITCH'ES!!!!!!!!
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terrific work, very nice flashy graphic design type animation. great song choice too. i liked the way you used text and bright colors especially
thanks for the submission to syndication too btw
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thanks!!
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sure its happened to me but that doesnt make it funny
had you made it accurate and had him slam his head into the screen and throw the keyboard then it might have rung a few more bells for me, but clearly you were too lazy to even animate him moving
also use perspective when you draw backgrounds.
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if you watched this flash without watching rise of alfred and alfred's playhouse you can't review it. peace be with you
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I really hope to see more of these TBA's, they're loads of fun!
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so you are that star syndicate spammer grr
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first off, that wasnt the least bit experimental. second, i felt like it was extremely half assed. even with very little artistic skill, its so easy to add a few in betweens and make a crappy animation look at least somewhat decent and lively. the graphics were obviously terrible on purpose, but that's not really an excuse for it looking so stiff and uncreative. even if the flash was less about graphics and more about humor, the comedy was really non existant. how many times have you seen someone break out into a happy dance? random humor isnt random if the same random shit happening every time
sorry stuff like this has just been done so many times i hate it when people act like its something new and hilarious. obviously the artist didnt expect it to get FPed and tom probably got a chuckle out of it, but this could be much better
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never expected it to make it through the portal to be honest
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this flash was really excellent, and somewhat underlooked. the music was probably the best thing about it, and the concept was neat too... loved the faux drama. creative editing too, it was kinda like watching a film. or a really strange alternative music video. keep up the good work
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hmm lets see. a crappy traced bitmap background made from an image stolen from google image search? check. static, sloppy, ugly animation with little thought or effort put into it and the same graphics as every other neurotically yours flash? check. illwillpress's annoying, sniveling, prepubescent voice put through a high pitched voice filter in audacity? check. an incoherent rant where the author complains about things that no one but the most nitpicky, whiny assholes would give a flying fuck about? check. front page and a 4.0+ score? check. yep, some things never change.
you really cant trust the NG masses on what is and isnt good quality anymore. this is the same garbage this lazy untalented hack has been spewing out for 5 years. he hasn't even remotely improved anything animation or story wise, and the series hasn't evolved in any way (unless you count germaine's transformation into a cum-eating whore). if anything, this is worse than his first flashes, made all the way back in 2003.
but i guess you can't blame illwillpress. hell, if i were him and i were making all that money off of foamy merchandise, i wouldn't feel the need to put any effort into my flashes either. if you can put less than a day of work into something and legions of morons will still eat it up, why not capitalize? it makes perfect sense. but that doesn't make it any less wrong.
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